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That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

I Get Upset Over A Bad Shot Just Like Anyone Else. But It's Silly To Let The Game Get To You. When I Miss A Shot I Just Think What A Beautiful Day It Is. And What Pure Fresh Air I'm Breathing. Then I Take A Deep Breath. I Have To Do That. That's What Gives Me The Strength To Break The Club.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.