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I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

Most Of The People Who Came For Dancing Lessons Had Rumba Ambitions And Minuet Bodies

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.