The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.'

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!