I Read The Greens In Spanish, But

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.