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If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.