The Food Here Is So Tasteless You

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

The Show Doesn't Drive Home A Lesson, But It Can Open Up People's Minds Enough For Them To See How Stupid Every Kind Of Prejudice Can Be.

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.