The Food Here Is So Tasteless You

What's The Difference Between A Pickpocket And A Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket Snatches Watches.

What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything Like A Closet?

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.

It's Some Chopped Liver. That's Jewish Soul Food.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.