The Food Here Is So Tasteless You

I've Been Trying To Get Into The Royal Box In New York For Years. They Say I'm Too Dirty, My Material Is Too Blue. But I Think Redd, The Whites And Blue Can Be A Nice Combination.

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.