Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

This Is The Big One! You Hear That, Elizabeth? I'm Coming To Join Ya, Honey!

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.