Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad

Sanford And Son Is More Than Just A Name. It's A Condition, A Dynasty, An Empire. This Here Is The Finest Pile Of Junk Of The World.

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.