Best Birth Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

Don't Send Funny Greeting Cards On Birthdays Or At Christmas. Save Them For Funerals When Their Cheery Effect Is Needed.

We've Had Bad Luck With Our Kids - They've All Grown Up.

I Was Taught From A Young Age That I Had To Serve, So That Turned Into Me Thinking I Had To Save The Planet.

Canada Has A Passive-aggressive Culture, With A Lot Of Sarcasm And Righteousness. That Went With My Weird Messianic Complex. The Ego Is A Fascinating Monster. I Was Taught From A Young Age That I Had To Serve, So That Turned Into Me Thinking I Had To Save The Planet.

My Mom Won't Let Me Buy High-fashion Stuff Unless It's Tk Maxx Or A Birthday Occasion.

What Is Amazing For A Woman Of My Age Is That I Change As The World Is Changing-and Changing Very, Very Fast. I Don't Think My Mother Had That Opportunity To Change.

I've Never Worried About Age.

If You're Extremely, Painfully Frightened Of Age, It Shows.

To Me Age Is A Number, Just A Number. Who Cares?

I'm Not An Alcoholic, I Only Drink Two Times A Year. When It's My Birthday, And When It's Not My Birthday.

And Currently, There Are Four To Five New Works In The Pipeline For Upcoming Celebrations Such As The Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, My 50th Birthday, And Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary.

I Nearly Died Of Double Bronchial Pneumonia At The Age Of Five.