You Make Me Wish That Birth Control

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

The Show Doesn't Drive Home A Lesson, But It Can Open Up People's Minds Enough For Them To See How Stupid Every Kind Of Prejudice Can Be.

It's Some Chopped Liver. That's Jewish Soul Food.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.