Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.

I'm A Sagittarian, See, I Can't Be Fenced In. I Been Living In Las Vegas, Greatest City In The World. I Look Out My Window For 100 Miles. In Vegas, There's Nothing To Do But Gamble, Drink Or Have Sex. I Have Two Of 'em.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.