The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring.

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

I'd Rather Be A Could-be If I Cannot Be An Are; Because A Could-be Is A Maybe Who Is Reaching For A Star. I'd Rather Be A Has-been Than A Might-have-been, By Far; For A Might Have-been Has Never Been, But A Has Was Once An Are.

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!