I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.