It Was A Tough School. The Kids

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

If You Hire Relatives, You'll Have A Payroll That Won't Quit.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.