It Was A Tough School. The Kids

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.

The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?