It Was A Tough School. The Kids

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My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

It's Rough To Go Through Life With Your Contents Looking As If They Settled During Shipping.

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?