It Was A Tough School. The Kids

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.