I Can't Tell You His Age, But

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.