I Can't Tell You His Age, But

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"