I Can't Tell You His Age, But

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together