The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags

I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember Big.

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low