I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.