No One Has As Much Luck Around

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

Remember You Have To Be Comfortable. Golf Is Not A Life Or Death Situation. It's Just A Game And Should Be Treated As Such. Stay Loose.