No One Has As Much Luck Around

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.