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Curly Howard Quotes

Curly Howard Quotes: A Curated Collection of the Best Inspirational, Motivational, and Thought-Provoking Sayings Written by Curly Howard

Curly Howard
Total Quotes 12
I Had Beautiful Wavy Hair And A Waxed Moustache.
Beautiful
Hair
Mustache
A Simple Job For Simple People.
Jobs
Simple
People
A Hot Stake Is Better Than A Cold Chop.
Hot
Cold
Stakes
I Tried To Think But Nothing Happened!
Humorous
Humor
Thinking
I Got Sick Of The Dough And Thought I'd Go On The Loaf.
Hair
Sick
Goes On
I Shoot An Arrow Into The Air, Where It Lands I Do Not Care: I Get My Arrows Wholesale!
Air
Land
Arrows
Well Being As There's No Other Place Around The Place, I Reckon This Must Be The Place, I Reckon.
Hair
Three Stooges
Well Being
Don't You Dare Hit Me In The Head, You Know I'm Not Normal!
Normal
Three Stooges
Dare
I'm Positive About The Negative, But A Little Negative About The Positive.
Negative
Littles
Three Stooges
Are You Casting Asparagus On My Cooking?
Hair
Cooking
Asparagus
If At First You Don't Succeed, Keep On Sucking Till You Do Succeed.
Persistence
Succeed
Firsts
I'm Tryin' To Think, But Nothin' Happens!
Thinking
Happens

About Curly Howard

  • Born: October 22, 1903
  • Died: January 18, 1952
  • Occupation: Comedian