The Advertising World Had Space Men In

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.