Television Is A Device That Permits People

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.