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The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.