Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.