Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over

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The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.