She Used To Be A Teacher But

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.