She Used To Be A Teacher But

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.