She Used To Be A Teacher But

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.