Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love

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When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

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Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.