Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.