By Far The Most Common Craving Of

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.