By Far The Most Common Craving Of

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.