By Far The Most Common Craving Of

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!