Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love

I'm At An Age When My Back Goes Out More Than I Do.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.