Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love

Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That It Involves Timing.

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or Hostility. It Is Mock Hostility, Of Course, Or It Would Be Ugly; We Would Have A War.

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.