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My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took Me To An Orphanage And Told Me To Mingle

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.