If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple,

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.