If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple,

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?