If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple,

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!