If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple,

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Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

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There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.