No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive,

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.