Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.