Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

It Is Probably Not Love That Makes The World Go Around, But Rather Those Mutually Supportive Alliances Through Which Partners Recognize Their Dependence On Each Other For The Achievement Of Shared And Private Goals.