Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.