Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over

She Used To Be A Teacher But She Has No Class Now.

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.