List of Gypsy Rose Lee Quotes

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

A Naked Dog For A Naked Lady.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

Anything Worth Doing Well Is Worth Doing Slowly.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

God Will Protect Us, But To Make Sure, Carry A Heavy Club

She's Descended From A Long Line Her Mother Listened To.

I Have Everything I Had Twenty Years Ago, Only It's All A Little Bit Lower.

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.

If A Thing Is Worth Doing, It Is Worth Doing Slowly ... Very Slowly.