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If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.