Hollywood Is A Place Where People From

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.