Hollywood Is A Place Where People From

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.