Washington Is No Place For A Good

An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion And 15 Percent Commission.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.