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He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

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