Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

I Am A Millionaire Today And My Wife Deserves All Of The Credit. Before I Met Her I Was A Multi-millionaire.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.