Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.