Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.