Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.