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Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.