If I Have To Lay An Egg

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.