If I Have To Lay An Egg

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.