If I Have To Lay An Egg

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.