If I Have To Lay An Egg

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.