If I Have To Lay An Egg

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.