My Folks Were English . . .

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?