My Folks Were English . . .

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.