My Folks Were English . . .

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?