My Folks Were English . . .

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

A James Cagney Love Scene Is One Where He Lets The Other Guy Live.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.