My Folks Were English . . .

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.