Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some

Marriages Don't Last. When I Meet A Guy, The First Question I Ask Myself Is: Is This The Man I Want My Children To Spend Their Weekends With?

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?