Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some

All Men Think That They're Nice Guys. Some Of Them Are Not. Contact Me For A List Of Names.

Before I Met My Husband, I'd Never Fallen In Love. I'd Stepped In It A Few Times.

Men Do Not Like To Admit To Even Momentary Imperfection. My Husband Forgot The Code To Turn Off The Alarm. When The Police Came, He Wouldn't Admit He'd Forgotten The Code... He Turned Himself In.

Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.

Los Angeles Is A Very Transient Town. It's The Only Place I Know Where You Can Actually Rent A Dog.