Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him

I Hate Learning Through Experience. Just Once I'd Like To Learn Something Because Someone Was Nice Enough To Tell Me In Advance.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

Men Are Self-confident Because They Grow Up Identifying With Super-heroes. Women Have Bad Self-images Because They Grow Up Identifying With Barbie.

We've Begun To Long For The Pitter-patter Of Little Feet - So We Bought A Dog. Well, It's Cheaper, And You Get More Feet.