I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress

When Men Break Up They Want To Remain Friends. Why? Why Can't They Just Get Lost?

You Know The Oxygen Masks On Airplanes? I Don't Think There's Really Any Oxygen. I Think They're Just To Muffle The Screams.

Don't Try To Teach Men How To Do Anything In Public. They Can Learn In Private; In Public They Have To Know.

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

Men Would Like Monogamy Better If It Sounded Less Like Monotony.