I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

Men Own Basketball Teams. Every Year Cheerleaders' Outfits Get Tighter And Briefer, And Players' Shorts Get Baggier And Longer.

If You Buy Your Husband Or Boyfriend A Video Camera, For The First Few Weeks He Has It, Lock The Door When You Go To The Bathroom. Most Of My Husband's Early Films End With A Scream And A Flush.

How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up Till Noon?

If I Say A Joke And The Audience Laughs It Makes Me Feel Good.