I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress

I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.

Human Nature Is Largely Something That Has To Be Overcome.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.

All Men Think That They're Nice Guys. Some Of Them Are Not. Contact Me For A List Of Names.

My Mother Was The Worst Cook Ever. In School, When We Traded Lunches, I Had To Throw In An Article Of Clothing.