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I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

A Good Place To Meet A Man Is At The Dry Cleaner. These Men Usually Have Jobs And Bathe.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.

Men Would Like Monogamy Better If It Sounded Less Like Monotony.