I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles

All Men Would Still Really Like To Own A Train Set.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.