I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.

Marriages Don't Last. When I Meet A Guy, The First Question I Ask Myself Is: Is This The Man I Want My Children To Spend Their Weekends With?

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

Men Have Higher Body Temperatures Than Women. If Your Heating Goes Out In Winter, I Recommend Sleeping Next To A Man. Men Are Like Portable Heaters That Snore.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.