I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles

My Husband And I Are Either Going To Buy A Dog Or Have A Child. We Can't Decide Whether To Ruin Our Carpet Or Ruin Our Lives.

If You Buy Your Husband Or Boyfriend A Video Camera, For The First Few Weeks He Has It, Lock The Door When You Go To The Bathroom. Most Of My Husband's Early Films End With A Scream And A Flush.

Not One Man In A Beer Commercial Has A Beerbelly.

I Like Whomever To Come To My Shows. I Want People Who Want To See Me To Come See Me. I Don't Want To Force People. I Don't Want It To Feel Like A Job!

We Live In Los Angeles, Where You Are Expected To Move Every Two To Four Years, So People Can See How Well Your Career Is Going.