I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles

Men Are Sensitive In Strange Ways. If A Man Has Built A Fire And The Last Log Does Not Burn, He Will Take It Personally.

Marriages Don't Last. When I Meet A Guy, The First Question I Ask Myself Is: Is This The Man I Want My Children To Spend Their Weekends With?

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.

Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.