How Come When You Mix Water And

I Don't Think Jogging Is Healthy, Especially Morning Jogging. If Morning Joggers Knew How Tempting They Looked To Morning Motorists, They Would Stay Home And Do Sit-ups.

If I Say A Joke And The Audience Laughs It Makes Me Feel Good.

Halloween Was Confusing. All My Life My Parents Said, "never Take Candy From Strangers." And Then They Dressed Me Up And Said, "go Beg For It." I Didn't Know What To Do. I'd Knock On People's Doors And Go, "trick Or Treat."

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

Never Take Candy From Strangers.