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Never Play Peek-a-boo With A Child On A Long Plane Trip. There's No End To The Game. Finally I Grabbed Him By The Bib And Said, "look, It's Always Gonna Be Me!"

Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.

Halloween Was Confusing. All My Life My Parents Said, "never Take Candy From Strangers." And Then They Dressed Me Up And Said, "go Beg For It." I Didn't Know What To Do. I'd Knock On People's Doors And Go, "trick Or Treat."

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.