Only Fools Live In The Past Or

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look For Excuses To Win.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.