Only Fools Live In The Past Or

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.