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Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

Remember You Have To Be Comfortable. Golf Is Not A Life Or Death Situation. It's Just A Game And Should Be Treated As Such. Stay Loose.