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I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.