Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard

I Drink Therefore I Am.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?