Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.