Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Here Is My Best Advice On The Matter Of Deductibles: Just Count Off On Your Fingers All The Items That You Suspect Might Be Deductible - And Then Forget Them, Because They Aren't.