Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.