Best Beard Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

You Know What You Are? You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It.

His Droll Little Mouth Was Drawn Up Like A Bow, And The Beard Of His Chin Was As White As The Snow.

Over His Own Dark Cealdish Beard. "nothing Like Your Marvelous Facebear.

If The Beard Gives A Modifier To Seduction, I'm Guessing It's Not A Positive One.

Rap Is Poetry To Music, Like Beatniks Without Beards And Bongos.

All The Power Is With The Sex That Wears The Beard.

Well, You Didn't Design Your Beard Too Well, Did You?

My Beard Towards Heaven, I Feel My Nape Support / The Back Of My Head, I Grow The Breast Of A Harpy / And My Brush As It Drips Continually / Upon My Face, Makes It A Gorgeous Floor.

I Was At Live Aid The Original, Looking Like Rolf Harris For Some Reason. I Had A Really Long Beard That Day For Some Reason.

If I Have One More Facelift I'll Have A Beard!

Having A Beard Is Natural. When You Think About It, Shaving It Off Is Quite Weird.

There He Is, Tall, Tanned, Italian, Sophisticated. So What Do You Do?" I Said, "er, Leap On Him And Snog Him Within An Inch Of His Life? Taking Care Not To Strangle Myself On His False Beard, Or Disturb His Banana.