It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore;

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.