All The Men In My Family Were

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.