All The Men In My Family Were

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.