All The Men In My Family Were

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.