Best Funny Life Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

Here is a curated collection of inspiring quotes related to the funny life topic, perfect for motivation and reflection.

If You Wish To Forget Anything On The Spot, Make A Note That This Thing Is To Be Remembered.
Funny Life
Wish
Forget
Promises Are Like Crying Babies In A Theater, They Should Be Carried Out At Once.
Baby
Funny Life
Keeping Promises
There's Birth, There's Death, And In Between There's Maintenance.
Funny Life
Maintenance
Birth
People Say That Money Is Not The Key To Happiness, But I Always Figured If You Have Enough Money, You Can Have A Key Made.
Happiness
Money
Funny Life
On The Whole, Human Beings Want To Be Good, But Not Too Good, And Not Quite All The Time.
Wisdom
Time
Funny Life
Planned Obsolescence Is Not Really A New Concept. God Used It With People.
Funny Life
People
Used
I Must Confess, I Was Born At A Very Early Age.
Birthday
Funny Life
Inspiration
I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.
Death
Funny Life
Forever
I Would Challenge You To A Battle Of Wits, But I See You Are Unarmed!
Sarcastic
Witty
Funny Life
Life Is Not Worth Living If I Cannot Have Pasta Or Bread Again.
Funny Life
Pasta
Bread
Make No Mistake About Why These Babies Are Here - They Are Here To Replace Us.
Baby
Funny Life
Mistake
If I Can Sell Tickets To My Movies Like Red Sonja Or Last Action Hero, You Know I Can Sell Just About Anything.
Funny Life
Hero
Red
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