A Smile Is A Curve Which Can

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

You May Not Be Aware Of This But Leonard Bernstein Won Another Award, For Explaining The Music Of Igor Stravinsky... To Igor Stravinsky!

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?