A Smile Is A Curve Which Can

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.